Beer!
1. ESB
- ESB
- ABV 5%
- IBU 32
Traditional flavors of a favorite English style, lots of caramel, biscuit, and bready flavors from the malt. Noble hop character ads the slightest bit of bitterness to balance out all the malty sweetness. Very easy drinking beer with a thin to medium body.

2. Sunshine and Ignorance
- Hazy IPA
- ABV 7%
- IBU 30
Sunshine & Ignorance 5.0 – Hazy IPA | 7.0% ABV ☀️🍻 Bold, juicy, and blissfully unaware of your responsibilities—Sunshine & Ignorance is back and brighter than ever! Bursting with Citra, Nelson, and BRU-1 hops, this hazy delight is like a tropical daydream in a glass, dripping with notes of ripe pineapple, citrus zest, and a hint of coconut creaminess. Soft as a sunbeam and just as dangerous, this 5th iteration is proof that ignorance really is bliss. Drink up, embrace the haze, and let the sunshine in! 🌞

4. Key Lime Pie
- Lime, Vanilla and Cream Cheese Fruited Sour
- ABV 5%
- IBU 10
“Island Breaze” – Key Lime Pie Sour Ale ABV: 5.0% Drift away to the sun-soaked shores of Key West with Island Slice, a refreshingly tart sour ale inspired by the iconic island dessert—key lime pie. Pouring a hazy golden straw with a light, frothy head, this 5.0% ABV tropical treat balances vibrant citrusy tang with smooth, dessert-like indulgence. Whether you’re lounging on the beach, swinging in a hammock, or just daydreaming of the island life, Island Slice brings a little slice of paradise to your glass.
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5. Uhaun: The Elder
- Golden Ale
- ABV 4.7%
- IBU 25
In honor of Shaun’s storied nickname, “Uhaun: The Elder” is a Golden Ale that celebrates legacy and craftsmanship. This brew, with its deep roots in tradition, features a robust 91.7% Riverbend Cumberland Pilsner malt, harmoniously blended with touches of Caramel/Crystal and Light Munich for a hint of depth. Warrior and Willamette hops impart a gentle bitterness of 24.9 IBUs, creating a beautifully balanced ale. At a respectable 4.7% ABV, it’s a nod to the elder wisdom in brewing: sometimes, simplicity speaks volumes. Here’s to Uhaun - not just a name, but a testament to timeless brewing. 🍺🌟

6. Nag'avator
- Red Ale
- ABV 5.7%
- IBU 28
Toasted/roasted caramel malt introduction with nice bready characteristics.

7. Chunky Dunk
- Double Chocolate Oatmeal Stout
- ABV 5.9%
- IBU 39
“Chunky Dunk” is more than just a stout; it’s a decadent dessert in a glass. This Double Chocolate Oatmeal Stout is a rich tapestry woven with 69.9% Riverbend Cumberland Pilsner malt, combined with generous helpings of flaked oats and a medley of caramel and chocolate malts. Each sip envelops the palate with velvety cocoa, bolstered by the luxurious addition of cocoa powder during the boil. The Warrior, Fuggles, and East Kent Goldings hops add a subtle complexity, balancing the sweetness with 38.6 IBUs. At 5.9% ABV, it’s a full-bodied embrace, perfect for those moments when you choose to “chunky dunk” rather than skinny dip in the world of flavors. 🍫🍺🛁

8. Struggle Bus
- Modern IPA
- ABV 6.2%
- IBU 64
This modern IPA, clocking in at 6.2% ABV, is a bold fusion of styles, marrying the juicy, fruit-forward esters of a New England IPA with the structured, earthy bitterness of a classic West Coast IPA. It pours hazy gold with a pillowy white head, releasing vibrant aromas of ripe mango, pineapple, and citrus zest, thanks to generous dry-hopping with worldly hops. On the palate, soft stone fruit and tropical sweetness open the experience, followed by a balanced malt backbone that gives way to a clean, earthy bitterness. The finish is dry and resinous, lingering just long enough to invite another sip—an ideal harmony of haze and bite.

9. Man's Best Friend
- Mutt (Czech, German, American) Dark Lager
- ABV 5.4%
- IBU 24
Dark Lager - Czech Malt, German Hops, American Yeast ABV: 5.3% | IBU: 24 This dark lager is a rich and inviting brew that strikes a harmonious balance between tradition and innovation. Its deep, mahogany color hints at the complexity of the flavor profile, where Czech malt provides a smooth, malt-forward backbone with subtle notes of caramel and toasted bread. The malt’s natural sweetness is expertly complemented by a light yet distinctive chocolaty character, reminiscent of dark cocoa and a touch of coffee, which lingers gently on the palate. German hops lend a delicate, earthy bitterness, just enough to balance the malt’s sweetness without overwhelming it, keeping the beer smooth and drinkable. The American yeast adds a clean finish, letting the malt shine while enhancing the beer’s overall crispness and drinkability. With a moderate 5.3% ABV, this dark lager is perfectly sessionable, offering a satisfying depth of flavor without being overly heavy. The 24 IBU bitterness level keeps it well-rounded and approachable, ensuring a balanced sip with every pour.

10. Beach Bod Light
- American Light Lager
- ABV 4.2%
- IBU 11
“Beach Bod” is a refreshing American light lager designed for those seeking a crisp and easy-drinking beer experience. With its inviting golden hue, this lager boasts a modest 4.2% alcohol by volume (ABV), making it perfect for leisurely enjoyment under the sun. At 11 International Bitterness Units (IBUs), it offers just a subtle hint of hop bitterness, balancing its light malt sweetness.
What sets “Beach Bod” apart is its commitment to being light on calories, clocking in at about 100 calories per pint. This makes it an ideal choice for those looking to savor a cold beer without compromising on their active lifestyle. Whether you’re lounging on the beach, relaxing after a day of adventure, or simply unwinding with friends, “Beach Bod” promises a refreshing and guilt-free drinking experience with every sip.

11. El Crispito Bandito
- Mexican Lager
- ABV 4.3%
- IBU 13
El Crispito Bandito – Mexican Lager | 4.3% ABV 🌞🍻 Light, crispy, and smoother than a getaway driver in a telenovela, El Crispito Bandito is here to steal the show. This super crushable Mexican lager is bright, crisp, and dangerously easy to drink, just in time for spring and summer adventures. Brewed with Motueka hops and flaked corn, it delivers a refreshing, zippy finish that pairs perfectly with sunshine, tacos, and questionable life choices. One sip, and you’ll be ready to ride off into the sunset… preferably with another pint in hand. Drink responsibly… or don’t. The Bandito wouldn’t. 🍺🌵

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Not Beer!
14. Mount & Do Seltzer
- Fruited Seltzer \*GF
- ABV 4.5%
Mount & Do – Fresh, Juicy, and Just a Little Suggestive
Let’s be honest—you didn’t come here for subtlety, and Mount & Do isn’t exactly trying to play it cool either. This is a citrus-charged sipper that knows what it wants: to refresh you, impress you, and maybe make you blush a little. We started with a bright, zesty blend of real lemons, limes, and oranges, squeezed them for all they’re worth, and turned that juice into a smooth, all-natural syrup. Then we got cozy with our house-brewed hard seltzer, blending it all together into a crisp, clean, 4.5% ABV flavor bomb that hits just right. It’s citrusy. It’s flirty. It’s just the kind of drink that winks at you from across the bar. And since it’s only available on tap, you know you’re getting it fresh and ready to go—no cans, no nonsense, just good times and questionable eye contact. Mount & Do. It’s not just a drink. It’s an invitation.

15. Sweet Tea Seltzer
- Seltzer \*GF
- ABV 5.2%
Sweet Tea Seltzer, brewed just in time for spring! ☀️ Light, crisp, and kissed with classic Southern sweetness, this 5.0% ABV refresher is the perfect porch companion. Think front porch swings, sunshine, and sippin’ on a little sparkle. Cheers to a new way to tea! 🍹✨

16. Traditional Seltzer
- 16 flavors to choose from with up to 3 flavors per pint \*GF
- ABV 5.2%
Introducing our House-Made Seltzer, a delightful and gluten-free beverage perfect for any occasion. Infused with your choice of flavored syrups, it offers a slightly sweeter profile than our fruited seltzers, catering to those who enjoy a touch of indulgence. With flavors like Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Pomegranate, Mango/Pineapple, and Kiwi/Strawberry, there’s a refreshing option for every palate. At 5.2% ABV, it’s a crisp, sparkling drink that’s both enjoyable and responsible. Enjoy the burst of flavor and effervescence in every sip! 🌟🥤🍍🍓

18. Bubbly Pearsecco Woodchuck
- Pear/Prosecco Cider \*GF
- ABV 5%
Inspired by sparkling wines, this dry pear cider is full of bubbles with a clean, crisp finish.

19. Blueberry Cider Woodchuck
- Blueberry/Apple Cider \*GF
- ABV 5%
Blueberry blends hard apple cider with a post-ferment addition of blueberry juice to impart rich blueberry notes on the nose paired with a distinctively tart and off-dry finish. 5.0% ABV *GF

20. Beermosa
- Golden Ale and Orange Juice
- ABV 4%
- IBU 25
Experience a refreshing twist with our Beermosa, a delightful blend of our Uhan the Elder golden ale and fresh orange juice. This vibrant concoction combines the crisp, malty notes of the ale with the bright, zesty flavors of orange, creating a light and invigorating beverage perfect for brunch or any sunny day. Its effervescent finish makes every sip a celebration!

21. Shandy
- Golden Ale and Lemonade
- ABV 3.8%
- IBU 25
Indulge in our refreshing Shandy, a perfect fusion of our Uhan the Elder golden ale and zesty lemonade. This invigorating drink balances the smooth, malty character of the ale with the bright, tangy notes of lemonade, creating a thirst-quenching experience that’s both light and flavorful. Ideal for warm days, each sip offers a delightful burst of sunshine!
