Beer!
1. ESB
- ESB
- ABV 5%
- IBU 32
Traditional flavors of a favorite English style, lots of caramel, biscuit, and bready flavors from the malt. Noble hop character ads the slightest bit of bitterness to balance out all the malty sweetness. Very easy drinking beer with a thin to medium body.

2. Sunshine and Ignorance
- Hazy IPA
- ABV 7%
- IBU 30
Sunshine & Ignorance 5.0 – Hazy IPA | 7.0% ABV ☀️🍻 Bold, juicy, and blissfully unaware of your responsibilities—Sunshine & Ignorance is back and brighter than ever! Bursting with Citra, Sabro, and BRU-1 hops, this hazy delight is like a tropical daydream in a glass, dripping with notes of ripe pineapple, citrus zest, and a hint of coconut creaminess. Soft as a sunbeam and just as dangerous, this 5th iteration is proof that ignorance really is bliss. Drink up, embrace the haze, and let the sunshine in! 🌞

3. Skinny Dip
- Session IPA
- ABV 5.2%
- IBU 11
Skinny Dip, Session IPA
Skinny Dip reveals a radiant golden hue, reminiscent of the first rays of dawn after an exhilarating night. It’s aroma is a delightful blend of citrus zest and tropical fruits, teasing the senses with hints of grapefruit and pineapple that provides a taste experience that makes Skinny Dip truly shine. Each sip offers a light-bodied sensation, perfectly balanced between a subtle malt sweetness and a refreshing hop bitterness. The hops, carefully selected for their clean and crisp profile, deliver just enough bite to awaken the palate without overwhelming it.
Imagine lounging by the pool on a warm summer evening, dipping your toes into the cool water under a starlit sky—Skinny Dip captures that moment in a glass. It’s a beer that invites you to unwind and savor the simple pleasures of life, just like a spontaneous skinny dip with friends. Refreshing, crisp, and undeniably satisfying, Skinny Dip is your go-to session IPA for those moments when you crave something as invigorating as a midnight swim. 🍺😉

4. Tropic Like It’s Hot – Pineapple Tangerine Sour
- Fruited Sour
- ABV 5%
- IBU 10
Tropic Like It’s Hot – Pineapple Tangerine Sour 🍍🔥🍊 When the sun’s out, and the beer’s cold, you Tropic Like It’s Hot. ☀️ This juicy, fruit-loaded sour is packing sweet pineapple, tangy tangerine, and just the right amount of pucker—so crisp and refreshing that even Snoop himself would approve. 🎶 When the beer’s in the cooler, you Tropic like it’s hot… when the sun gets too brutal, you Tropic like it’s hot. 🎶 One sip, and you’re instantly transported to full-blown vacation mode. So grab a pint, kick back, and let the good times roll.

5. Uhaun: The Elder
- Golden Ale
- ABV 4.7%
- IBU 25
In honor of Shaun’s storied nickname, “Uhaun: The Elder” is a Golden Ale that celebrates legacy and craftsmanship. This brew, with its deep roots in tradition, features a robust 91.7% Riverbend Cumberland Pilsner malt, harmoniously blended with touches of Caramel/Crystal and Light Munich for a hint of depth. Warrior and Willamette hops impart a gentle bitterness of 24.9 IBUs, creating a beautifully balanced ale. At a respectable 4.7% ABV, it’s a nod to the elder wisdom in brewing: sometimes, simplicity speaks volumes. Here’s to Uhaun - not just a name, but a testament to timeless brewing. 🍺🌟

6. Nag'avator
- Red Ale
- ABV 5.7%
- IBU 28
Toasted/roasted caramel malt introduction with nice bready characteristics.

7. Chunky Dunk
- Double Chocolate Oatmeal Stout
- ABV 5.9%
- IBU 39
“Chunky Dunk” is more than just a stout; it’s a decadent dessert in a glass. This Double Chocolate Oatmeal Stout is a rich tapestry woven with 69.9% Riverbend Cumberland Pilsner malt, combined with generous helpings of flaked oats and a medley of caramel and chocolate malts. Each sip envelops the palate with velvety cocoa, bolstered by the luxurious addition of cocoa powder during the boil. The Warrior, Fuggles, and East Kent Goldings hops add a subtle complexity, balancing the sweetness with 38.6 IBUs. At 5.9% ABV, it’s a full-bodied embrace, perfect for those moments when you choose to “chunky dunk” rather than skinny dip in the world of flavors. 🍫🍺🛁

8. With All Due Respect
- Black IPA
- ABV 8.1%
- IBU 53
With All Due Respect, dive into our Black IPA, a bold 8.1% ABV brew with 53 IBUs that’s a feast for the senses. The spiciness of rye malt intertwines beautifully with the creamy texture of white wheat and the rich notes of chocolate malts. Complemented by a vibrant hop blend of Cascade, Citra, and Magnum, this beer delivers a striking balance of roasted flavors and bright citrusy aromas. It’s a dark and delicious experience that will keep you coming back for more!🍺👨🌾🎢

9. Logjammin'
- Rye IPL
- ABV 6.6%
- IBU 60
“Logjammin’ Rye IPL,” a crisp counterpart to our beloved Mustache Rye’d RyePA. Crafted with the same robust malt backbone and a harmonious blend of hops that gives it a distinctively spicy and citrusy character, this Lager differentiates itself with a classic lager yeast. The result? A brilliantly clean and crisp finish that complements its rye malt complexity. At 6.6% ABV and with 59 IBUs, Logjammin’ offers a smooth lager experience with the bold, adventurous spirit of its ale counterpart. Perfect for those who appreciate a rye-forward brew but crave the refreshing finish of a lager. It’s a brew that bridges worlds, combining the depth of rye with the clean crispness of a lager. IYKYK 🍺🌾🎸

10. Beach Bod Light
- American Light Lager
- ABV 4.2%
- IBU 11
“Beach Bod” is a refreshing American light lager designed for those seeking a crisp and easy-drinking beer experience. With its inviting golden hue, this lager boasts a modest 4.2% alcohol by volume (ABV), making it perfect for leisurely enjoyment under the sun. At 11 International Bitterness Units (IBUs), it offers just a subtle hint of hop bitterness, balancing its light malt sweetness.
What sets “Beach Bod” apart is its commitment to being light on calories, clocking in at about 100 calories per pint. This makes it an ideal choice for those looking to savor a cold beer without compromising on their active lifestyle. Whether you’re lounging on the beach, relaxing after a day of adventure, or simply unwinding with friends, “Beach Bod” promises a refreshing and guilt-free drinking experience with every sip.

11. El Crispito Bandito
- Mexican Lager
- ABV 4.3%
- IBU 13
El Crispito Bandito – Mexican Lager | 4.3% ABV 🌞🍻 Light, crispy, and smoother than a getaway driver in a telenovela, El Crispito Bandito is here to steal the show. This super crushable Mexican lager is bright, crisp, and dangerously easy to drink, just in time for spring and summer adventures. Brewed with Motueka hops and flaked corn, it delivers a refreshing, zippy finish that pairs perfectly with sunshine, tacos, and questionable life choices. One sip, and you’ll be ready to ride off into the sunset… preferably with another pint in hand. Drink responsibly… or don’t. The Bandito wouldn’t. 🍺🌵

13. Thirst Mutilator!
- Lemon/Lime Fruited Sour
- ABV 5%
- IBU 10
Thirst Mutilator – Lemon-Lime Sour ⚡🍋🍺 Hydration? Overrated. Thirst Mutilator is here to obliterate your thirst with a hit of lemon-lime nostalgia and a mouth-puckering sour twist. Brewed with electrolytes (yes, really) and a not-so-subtle nod to that one dystopian sports drink movie, this beer is what plants crave! It’s bright, zippy, slightly absurd, and exactly what your tastebuds didn’t know they needed. Perfect post-rec league beer. Or pre. Or mid. We’re not judging. Warning: May cause excessive refreshment.

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Not Beer!
14. Mount & Do Seltzer
- Fruited Seltzer \*GF
- ABV 4.5%
Mount & Do – Fresh, Juicy, and Just a Little Suggestive
Let’s be honest—you didn’t come here for subtlety, and Mount & Do isn’t exactly trying to play it cool either. This is a citrus-charged sipper that knows what it wants: to refresh you, impress you, and maybe make you blush a little. We started with a bright, zesty blend of real lemons, limes, and oranges, squeezed them for all they’re worth, and turned that juice into a smooth, all-natural syrup. Then we got cozy with our house-brewed hard seltzer, blending it all together into a crisp, clean, 4.5% ABV flavor bomb that hits just right. It’s citrusy. It’s flirty. It’s just the kind of drink that winks at you from across the bar. And since it’s only available on tap, you know you’re getting it fresh and ready to go—no cans, no nonsense, just good times and questionable eye contact. Mount & Do. It’s not just a drink. It’s an invitation.

15. Sweet Tea Seltzer
- Seltzer \*GF
- ABV 5.2%
Sweet Tea Seltzer, brewed just in time for spring! ☀️ Light, crisp, and kissed with classic Southern sweetness, this 5.0% ABV refresher is the perfect porch companion. Think front porch swings, sunshine, and sippin’ on a little sparkle. Cheers to a new way to tea! 🍹✨

16. Traditional Seltzer
- 16 flavors to choose from with up to 3 flavors per pint \*GF
- ABV 5.2%
Introducing our House-Made Seltzer, a delightful and gluten-free beverage perfect for any occasion. Infused with your choice of flavored syrups, it offers a slightly sweeter profile than our fruited seltzers, catering to those who enjoy a touch of indulgence. With flavors like Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Pomegranate, Mango/Pineapple, and Kiwi/Strawberry, there’s a refreshing option for every palate. At 5.2% ABV, it’s a crisp, sparkling drink that’s both enjoyable and responsible. Enjoy the burst of flavor and effervescence in every sip! 🌟🥤🍍🍓

18. Bubbly Pearsecco Woodchuck
- Pear/Prosecco Cider \*GF
- ABV 5%
Inspired by sparkling wines, this dry pear cider is full of bubbles with a clean, crisp finish.

19. Blueberry Cider Woodchuck
- Blueberry/Apple Cider \*GF
- ABV 5%
Blueberry blends hard apple cider with a post-ferment addition of blueberry juice to impart rich blueberry notes on the nose paired with a distinctively tart and off-dry finish. 5.0% ABV *GF

20. Beermosa
- Golden Ale and Orange Juice
- ABV 4%
- IBU 25
Experience a refreshing twist with our Beermosa, a delightful blend of our Uhan the Elder golden ale and fresh orange juice. This vibrant concoction combines the crisp, malty notes of the ale with the bright, zesty flavors of orange, creating a light and invigorating beverage perfect for brunch or any sunny day. Its effervescent finish makes every sip a celebration!

21. Shandy
- Golden Ale and Lemonade
- ABV 3.8%
- IBU 25
Indulge in our refreshing Shandy, a perfect fusion of our Uhan the Elder golden ale and zesty lemonade. This invigorating drink balances the smooth, malty character of the ale with the bright, tangy notes of lemonade, creating a thirst-quenching experience that’s both light and flavorful. Ideal for warm days, each sip offers a delightful burst of sunshine!

22. Craft Soda (NA)
- Soda: 16 flavors to choose from \*GF \*NA
Introducing our House-Made Soda, a delightful and gluten-free beverage perfect for any occasion. With flavors like Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Pomegranate, Mango/Pineapple, and Kiwi/Strawberry, there’s a refreshing option for every palate. With a zero ABV, t’s a crisp, sparkling drink that’s both enjoyable and responsible. Enjoy the burst of flavor and effervescence in every sip! 🌟🥤🍍🍓
