Beer!
1. ESB
- ESB
- ABV 5%
- IBU 32
Traditional flavors of a favorite English style, lots of caramel, biscuit, and bready flavors from the malt. Noble hop character ads the slightest bit of bitterness to balance out all the malty sweetness. Very easy drinking beer with a thin to medium body.

2. Hops and Dreams
- Hazy IPA
- ABV 6.6%
- IBU 30
Juicy, hazy, and dangerously crushable at 6.6%, this IPA is a tropical daydream in a glass. Bursting with the bold citrus punch of Citra, the ripe mango and berry swirl of Mosaic, and a zesty splash of lime from Motueka, it’s like a fruit salad got lost in a cloud. Soft on the palate with a pillowy mouthfeel and just enough bitterness to keep things interesting, this hazy beauty is your go-to for hazy sunsets, hammock hangs, or pretending it’s summer all year long.

3. Skinny Dip
- Session IPA
- ABV 5%
- IBU 11
Skinny Dip, Session IPA
Skinny Dip reveals a radiant golden hue, reminiscent of the first rays of dawn after an exhilarating night. It’s aroma is a delightful blend of citrus zest and tropical fruits, teasing the senses with hints of grapefruit and pineapple that provides a taste experience that makes Skinny Dip truly shine. Each sip offers a light-bodied sensation, perfectly balanced between a subtle malt sweetness and a refreshing hop bitterness. The hops, carefully selected for their clean and crisp profile, deliver just enough bite to awaken the palate without overwhelming it.
Imagine lounging by the pool on a warm summer evening, dipping your toes into the cool water under a starlit sky—Skinny Dip captures that moment in a glass. It’s a beer that invites you to unwind and savor the simple pleasures of life, just like a spontaneous skinny dip with friends. Refreshing, crisp, and undeniably satisfying, Skinny Dip is your go-to session IPA for those moments when you crave something as invigorating as a midnight swim. 🍺😉

4. Früt-Pünch Sour
- Fruit Punch Sour
- ABV 5%
- IBU 10
Früt-Pünch Sour
A juicy riot of nostalgia and questionable decisions. Tart, bright, and dangerously chuggable—just like the mystery red stuff from your childhood, but with way more attitude (and alcohol).

5. Uhaun: The Elder
- Golden Ale
- ABV 4.7%
- IBU 25
In honor of Shaun’s storied nickname, “Uhaun: The Elder” is a Golden Ale that celebrates legacy and craftsmanship. This brew, with its deep roots in tradition, features a robust 91.7% Riverbend Cumberland Pilsner malt, harmoniously blended with touches of Caramel/Crystal and Light Munich for a hint of depth. Warrior and Willamette hops impart a gentle bitterness of 24.9 IBUs, creating a beautifully balanced ale. At a respectable 4.7% ABV, it’s a nod to the elder wisdom in brewing: sometimes, simplicity speaks volumes. Here’s to Uhaun - not just a name, but a testament to timeless brewing. 🍺🌟

6. Amber Waves of Grain
- ABV 5.7%
- IBU 28
This dark amber beer boasts a deep, inviting hue with rich copper and mahogany tones that hint at its malt-forward complexity. Brewed with traditional East Kent Golding hops, it offers a delicate floral and earthy aroma that gives way to a refreshing, balanced bitterness on the palate. Subtle caramel and toasted malt flavors provide a smooth backbone, allowing the gentle spiciness and herbal notes of the hops to shine through without overpowering. The result is a well-rounded ale that’s both flavorful and crisp, making it a satisfying choice for those who appreciate classic English-style brews.

7. Chunky Dunk
- Double Chocolate Oatmeal Stout
- ABV 5.9%
- IBU 39
“Chunky Dunk” is more than just a stout; it’s a decadent dessert in a glass. This Double Chocolate Oatmeal Stout is a rich tapestry woven with 69.9% Riverbend Cumberland Pilsner malt, combined with generous helpings of flaked oats and a medley of caramel and chocolate malts. Each sip envelops the palate with velvety cocoa, bolstered by the luxurious addition of cocoa powder during the boil. The Warrior, Fuggles, and East Kent Goldings hops add a subtle complexity, balancing the sweetness with 38.6 IBUs. At 5.9% ABV, it’s a full-bodied embrace, perfect for those moments when you choose to “chunky dunk” rather than skinny dip in the world of flavors. 🍫🍺🛁

8. Struggle Bus
- Modern IPA
- ABV 6.2%
- IBU 64
This modern IPA, clocking in at 6.2% ABV, is a bold fusion of styles, marrying the juicy, fruit-forward esters of a New England IPA with the structured, earthy bitterness of a classic West Coast IPA. It pours hazy gold with a pillowy white head, releasing vibrant aromas of ripe mango, pineapple, and citrus zest, thanks to generous dry-hopping with worldly hops. On the palate, soft stone fruit and tropical sweetness open the experience, followed by a balanced malt backbone that gives way to a clean, earthy bitterness. The finish is dry and resinous, lingering just long enough to invite another sip—an ideal harmony of haze and bite.

9. Man's Best Friend
- Mutt (Czech, German, American) Dark Lager
- ABV 5.4%
- IBU 24
Dark Lager - Czech Malt, German Hops, American Yeast ABV: 5.3% | IBU: 24 This dark lager is a rich and inviting brew that strikes a harmonious balance between tradition and innovation. Its deep, mahogany color hints at the complexity of the flavor profile, where Czech malt provides a smooth, malt-forward backbone with subtle notes of caramel and toasted bread. The malt’s natural sweetness is expertly complemented by a light yet distinctive chocolaty character, reminiscent of dark cocoa and a touch of coffee, which lingers gently on the palate. German hops lend a delicate, earthy bitterness, just enough to balance the malt’s sweetness without overwhelming it, keeping the beer smooth and drinkable. The American yeast adds a clean finish, letting the malt shine while enhancing the beer’s overall crispness and drinkability. With a moderate 5.3% ABV, this dark lager is perfectly sessionable, offering a satisfying depth of flavor without being overly heavy. The 24 IBU bitterness level keeps it well-rounded and approachable, ensuring a balanced sip with every pour.

10. Beach Bod Light
- American Light Lager
- ABV 4.2%
- IBU 11
“Beach Bod” is a refreshing American light lager designed for those seeking a crisp and easy-drinking beer experience. With its inviting golden hue, this lager boasts a modest 4.2% alcohol by volume (ABV), making it perfect for leisurely enjoyment under the sun. At 11 International Bitterness Units (IBUs), it offers just a subtle hint of hop bitterness, balancing its light malt sweetness.
What sets “Beach Bod” apart is its commitment to being light on calories, clocking in at about 100 calories per pint. This makes it an ideal choice for those looking to savor a cold beer without compromising on their active lifestyle. Whether you’re lounging on the beach, relaxing after a day of adventure, or simply unwinding with friends, “Beach Bod” promises a refreshing and guilt-free drinking experience with every sip.

11. El Crispito Bandito
- Mexican Lager
- ABV 4.3%
- IBU 13
El Crispito Bandito – Mexican Lager | 4.3% ABV 🌞🍻 Light, crispy, and smoother than a getaway driver in a telenovela, El Crispito Bandito is here to steal the show. This super crushable Mexican lager is bright, crisp, and dangerously easy to drink, just in time for spring and summer adventures. Brewed with Motueka hops and flaked corn, it delivers a refreshing, zippy finish that pairs perfectly with sunshine, tacos, and questionable life choices. One sip, and you’ll be ready to ride off into the sunset… preferably with another pint in hand. Drink responsibly… or don’t. The Bandito wouldn’t. 🍺🌵

13. Pink Pony Chug
- Raddler (Lager/Lemonade)
- ABV 4%
- IBU 10
Pink Pony Chug
When Beach Bod met pink lemonade, things got flirty. This citrusy spin on our light lager is crisp, crushable, and bursting with summer sass. At 4.2% ABV, it’s light enough to chug and wild enough to make you think you can dance like it’s 2AM at the club. Spoiler: you can’t. But we believe in you.

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Not Beer!
14. Mount & Do Seltzer
- Fruited Seltzer \*GF
- ABV 4.5%
Mount & Do – Fresh, Juicy, and Just a Little Suggestive
Let’s be honest—you didn’t come here for subtlety, and Mount & Do isn’t exactly trying to play it cool either. This is a citrus-charged sipper that knows what it wants: to refresh you, impress you, and maybe make you blush a little. We started with a bright, zesty blend of real lemons, limes, and oranges, squeezed them for all they’re worth, and turned that juice into a smooth, all-natural syrup. Then we got cozy with our house-brewed hard seltzer, blending it all together into a crisp, clean, 4.5% ABV flavor bomb that hits just right. It’s citrusy. It’s flirty. It’s just the kind of drink that winks at you from across the bar. And since it’s only available on tap, you know you’re getting it fresh and ready to go—no cans, no nonsense, just good times and questionable eye contact. Mount & Do. It’s not just a drink. It’s an invitation.

15. Sweet Tea Seltzer
- Seltzer \*GF
- ABV 5.2%
Sweet Tea Seltzer, brewed just in time for spring! ☀️ Light, crisp, and kissed with classic Southern sweetness, this 5.0% ABV refresher is the perfect porch companion. Think front porch swings, sunshine, and sippin’ on a little sparkle. Cheers to a new way to tea! 🍹✨

16. Traditional Seltzer
- 16 flavors to choose from with up to 3 flavors per pint \*GF
- ABV 5.2%
Introducing our House-Made Seltzer, a delightful and gluten-free beverage perfect for any occasion. Infused with your choice of flavored syrups, it offers a slightly sweeter profile than our fruited seltzers, catering to those who enjoy a touch of indulgence. With flavors like Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Pomegranate, Mango/Pineapple, and Kiwi/Strawberry, there’s a refreshing option for every palate. At 5.2% ABV, it’s a crisp, sparkling drink that’s both enjoyable and responsible. Enjoy the burst of flavor and effervescence in every sip! 🌟🥤🍍🍓

18. Bubbly Pearsecco Woodchuck
- Pear/Prosecco Cider \*GF
- ABV 5%
Inspired by sparkling wines, this dry pear cider is full of bubbles with a clean, crisp finish.

19. Blueberry Cider Woodchuck
- Blueberry/Apple Cider \*GF
- ABV 5%
Blueberry blends hard apple cider with a post-ferment addition of blueberry juice to impart rich blueberry notes on the nose paired with a distinctively tart and off-dry finish. 5.0% ABV *GF

20. Beermosa
- Golden Ale and Orange Juice
- ABV 4%
- IBU 25
Experience a refreshing twist with our Beermosa, a delightful blend of our Uhan the Elder golden ale and fresh orange juice. This vibrant concoction combines the crisp, malty notes of the ale with the bright, zesty flavors of orange, creating a light and invigorating beverage perfect for brunch or any sunny day. Its effervescent finish makes every sip a celebration!

21. Shandy
- Golden Ale and Lemonade
- ABV 3.8%
- IBU 25
Indulge in our refreshing Shandy, a perfect fusion of our Uhan the Elder golden ale and zesty lemonade. This invigorating drink balances the smooth, malty character of the ale with the bright, tangy notes of lemonade, creating a thirst-quenching experience that’s both light and flavorful. Ideal for warm days, each sip offers a delightful burst of sunshine!

22. Craft Soda (NA)
- Soda: 16 flavors to choose from \*GF \*NA
Introducing our House-Made Soda, a delightful and gluten-free beverage perfect for any occasion. With flavors like Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Pomegranate, Mango/Pineapple, and Kiwi/Strawberry, there’s a refreshing option for every palate. With a zero ABV, t’s a crisp, sparkling drink that’s both enjoyable and responsible. Enjoy the burst of flavor and effervescence in every sip! 🌟🥤🍍🍓
