Beer!
$7 pint /$4.50 half pour
ESB
- ESB
- ABV 5%
- IBU 32
Traditional flavors of a favorite English style, lots of caramel, biscuit, and bready flavors from the malt. Noble hop character ads the slightest bit of bitterness to balance out all the malty sweetness. Very easy drinking beer with a thin to medium body.

Pretty Glonky
- Hazy IPA
- ABV 7.3%
- IBU 21
Pretty Glonky – Hazy IPA 7.5% ABV | Soft. Juicy. Unreasonably Glonky. This one goes out to the dudes on the street with a mic and no shame. Pretty Glonky is a full-bodied, ultra-hazy IPA with serious tropical swagger. Galaxy, Mosaic, Sabro, and Citra bring the juice—think mango creamsicle dipped in lime zest and rolled in coconut shavings (but, like, not in a weird way).
With a smooth, fluffy mouthfeel and just enough bitterness to keep it legit, this beer is glonky in the best possible way: hazy, juicy, and a little unhinged.
No cap. Full glonk. Pull up.

Skinny Dip
- Session IPA
- ABV 5%
- IBU 11
Skinny Dip, Session IPA
Skinny Dip reveals a radiant golden hue, reminiscent of the first rays of dawn after an exhilarating night. It’s aroma is a delightful blend of citrus zest and tropical fruits, teasing the senses with hints of grapefruit and pineapple that provides a taste experience that makes Skinny Dip truly shine. Each sip offers a light-bodied sensation, perfectly balanced between a subtle malt sweetness and a refreshing hop bitterness. The hops, carefully selected for their clean and crisp profile, deliver just enough bite to awaken the palate without overwhelming it.
Imagine lounging by the pool on a warm summer evening, dipping your toes into the cool water under a starlit sky—Skinny Dip captures that moment in a glass. It’s a beer that invites you to unwind and savor the simple pleasures of life, just like a spontaneous skinny dip with friends. Refreshing, crisp, and undeniably satisfying, Skinny Dip is your go-to session IPA for those moments when you crave something as invigorating as a midnight swim. 🍺😉

Thirst Mutilator! RED!
- Fruit Punch Sour
- ABV 5%
- IBU 10
Thirst Mutilator! RED!– Fruit Punch Sour Hydration? Overrated. Thirst Mutilator is here to obliterate your thirst with a hit of lemon-lime nostalgia and a mouth-puckering sour twist. Brewed with electrolytes (yes, really) and a not-so-subtle nod to that one dystopian sports drink movie, this beer is what plants crave! It’s bright, zippy, slightly absurd, and exactly what your tastebuds didn’t know they needed. Perfect post-rec league beer. Or pre. Or mid. We’re not judging. Warning: May cause excessive refreshment.

Uhaun: The Elder
- Golden Ale
- ABV 5.5%
- IBU 25
In honor of Shaun’s storied nickname, “Uhaun: The Elder” is a Golden Ale that celebrates legacy and craftsmanship. This brew, with its deep roots in tradition, features a robust 91.7% Pilsner malt, harmoniously blended with touches of Caramel/Crystal and Light Munich for a hint of depth. Warrior and Willamette hops impart a gentle bitterness of 24.9 IBUs, creating a beautifully balanced ale. At a respectable 4.7% ABV, it’s a nod to the elder wisdom in brewing: sometimes, simplicity speaks volumes. Here’s to Uhaun - not just a name, but a testament to timeless brewing. 🍺🌟

Nag'avator
- Red Ale
- ABV 5.7%
- IBU 28
Toasted/roasted caramel malt introduction with nice bready characteristics.

Mustache Rye'd
- Rye IPA
- ABV 7%
- IBU 60
Mustache Rye’d, Rye IPA
Embark on a whimsical journey with “Mustache Rye’d,” a creation that’s as bold and adventurous as its name suggests. This American IPA melds the robustness of pale malt with the distinctive spice of rye malt, crafting a ride of flavors that’s both surprising and satisfying. The hop symphony, led by Azacca, Amarillo, and Eukanot, delivers an aromatic medley of citrus and pine, perfectly complementing the rye’s earthy tones. At 7.0% ABV and boasting 59.1 IBUs, this brew is a testament to the art of balance and innovation. So, who wants a Mustache Rye’d? 🍺👨🌾🎢

Clapback
- Vienna Lager
- IBU 24
Clapback is a bold return to form—a Vienna Lager that doesn’t need hype to stand tall. Built on a malt base of Vienna, Pilsen, Munich, and a whisper of Pale Chocolate, this lager strikes a balance between crisp drinkability and layered malt complexity. Expect warm notes of toasted bread, light caramel, and a subtle nutty roast from the Pale Chocolate that adds a gentle backbone without overpowering. Hopped with a deliberate mix of Centennial and Hallertau Blanc, Clapback breaks tradition just enough. Centennial lends a firm, classic bitterness with subtle citrus bite, while Hallertau Blanc brings a modern twist—delicate aromas of white grape, elderflower, and stone fruit hover just above the malt-rich body, never stealing the spotlight. Fermented clean and lagered long, Clapback is a beer for those tired of chasing trends and ready to taste craftsmanship. No pastry, no haze, no hype—just a refined, quietly confident beer with something to say.

El Crispito Bandito
- Mexican Lager
- ABV 4.3%
- IBU 13
El Crispito Bandito – Mexican Lager | 4.3% ABV 🌞🍻 Light, crispy, and smoother than a getaway driver in a telenovela, El Crispito Bandito is here to steal the show. This super crushable Mexican lager is bright, crisp, and dangerously easy to drink, just in time for spring and summer adventures. Brewed with Motueka hops and flaked corn, it delivers a refreshing, zippy finish that pairs perfectly with sunshine, tacos, and questionable life choices. One sip, and you’ll be ready to ride off into the sunset… preferably with another pint in hand. Drink responsibly… or don’t. The Bandito wouldn’t. 🍺🌵

Man's Best Friend
- Mutt (Czech, German, American) Dark Lager
- ABV 5.4%
- IBU 24
Dark Lager - Czech Malt, German Hops, American Yeast ABV: 5.3% | IBU: 24 This dark lager is a rich and inviting brew that strikes a harmonious balance between tradition and innovation. Its deep, mahogany color hints at the complexity of the flavor profile, where Czech malt provides a smooth, malt-forward backbone with subtle notes of caramel and toasted bread. The malt’s natural sweetness is expertly complemented by a light yet distinctive chocolaty character, reminiscent of dark cocoa and a touch of coffee, which lingers gently on the palate. German hops lend a delicate, earthy bitterness, just enough to balance the malt’s sweetness without overwhelming it, keeping the beer smooth and drinkable. The American yeast adds a clean finish, letting the malt shine while enhancing the beer’s overall crispness and drinkability. With a moderate 5.3% ABV, this dark lager is perfectly sessionable, offering a satisfying depth of flavor without being overly heavy. The 24 IBU bitterness level keeps it well-rounded and approachable, ensuring a balanced sip with every pour.

Amber Waves of Grain
- ABV 5.7%
- IBU 28
This dark amber beer boasts a deep, inviting hue with rich copper and mahogany tones that hint at its malt-forward complexity. Brewed with traditional East Kent Golding hops, it offers a delicate floral and earthy aroma that gives way to a refreshing, balanced bitterness on the palate. Subtle caramel and toasted malt flavors provide a smooth backbone, allowing the gentle spiciness and herbal notes of the hops to shine through without overpowering. The result is a well-rounded ale that’s both flavorful and crisp, making it a satisfying choice for those who appreciate classic English-style brews.

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Not Beer!
Traditional Seltzer
- 16 flavors to choose from with up to 3 flavors per pint \*GF
- ABV 5.2%
Introducing our House-Made Seltzer, a delightful and gluten-free beverage perfect for any occasion. Infused with your choice of flavored syrups, it offers a slightly sweeter profile than our fruited seltzers, catering to those who enjoy a touch of indulgence. With flavors like Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Pomegranate, Mango/Pineapple, and Kiwi/Strawberry, there’s a refreshing option for every palate. At 5.2% ABV, it’s a crisp, sparkling drink that’s both enjoyable and responsible. Enjoy the burst of flavor and effervescence in every sip! 🌟🥤🍍🍓

Bubbly Pearsecco Woodchuck
- Pear/Prosecco Cider \*GF
- ABV 5%
Inspired by sparkling wines, this dry pear cider is full of bubbles with a clean, crisp finish.

Blueberry Cider Woodchuck
- Blueberry/Apple Cider \*GF
- ABV 5%
Blueberry blends hard apple cider with a post-ferment addition of blueberry juice to impart rich blueberry notes on the nose paired with a distinctively tart and off-dry finish. 5.0% ABV *GF

Craft Soda (NA)
- Soda: 16 flavors to choose from \*GF \*NA
Introducing our House-Made Soda, a delightful and gluten-free beverage perfect for any occasion. With flavors like Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Pomegranate, Mango/Pineapple, and Kiwi/Strawberry, there’s a refreshing option for every palate. With a zero ABV, t’s a crisp, sparkling drink that’s both enjoyable and responsible. Enjoy the burst of flavor and effervescence in every sip! 🌟🥤🍍🍓
