Village Idiot Brewing Company

Crisp, low-carb light beer fermented with Kölsch yeast—clean, subtle fruit, soft malt, gentle hop snap, ultra-refreshing and easy drinking lager-like finish.

Bike Rail Pale Ale bursts with Cascade hop pine and citrus over caramel malt, balanced bitterness, crisp finish, and iconic American pale character.

Juicy, hazy Double IPA bursting with tropical hop aroma—mango, pineapple, citrus—soft bitterness, plush mouthfeel, and a deceptively smooth finish.

A bold Belgian farmhouse ale with robust, warming alcohol. Crisp, bone-dry finish balancing complex fruity esters, zesty pepper, and earthy malt.

A true West Coast style IPA full of citrus and tropical fruit hop flavor and aroma dominate combined with an assertive smooth bitter finish

Classic German wheat beer with soft bready malt, banana and clove aromatics, light citrus, fluffy body, gentle sweetness, and a crisp, refreshing finish.

Crisp, sweet, and spiked. A bold blend of real brewed tea, natural fruit flavors, and a smooth alcohol kick.

Crisp hard iced tea, lightly sweet, refreshing, and smooth with a clean finish—perfectly balanced and easy drinking.

Dark brown English ale with restrained, non-burnt chocolate/caramel malt flavors, subtle earthy hops, and a dry finish.

Frozen lemonade hard seltzer slush bursting with bright citrus flavor—icy, refreshing, lightly sweet, and perfectly tart for easy sipping.

A frosty, vibrant blue-purple frozen treat blending real sweet-tart blueberry juice with crushed ice for a refreshing, brain-freeze-inducing summer sip.

Layered combo of all three slush machine drinks.

Half hard seltzer iced tea blended with lemonade slush—bright, refreshing, lightly tart, and perfectly balanced for easy sipping any time.

An icy, blended twist on a classic. Rich chocolate and bold espresso meet house seltzer and chocolate, creating a slushy, bittersweet cocktail that is perfectly frozen and indulgent.

Slushy hard apple cider with baked apple flavor and gentle spice—smooth, lightly boozy, and comforting, like a fresh apple pie in a mug.

Smooth, pale-bodied white stout with creamy lactose sweetness—notes of vanilla, pastry, and subtle cocoa, silky mouthfeel, dessert-like but balanced.

A bready, banana-forward ale with sweet, dessert-like notes and creamy lactose richness—like sipping banana bread in a beer glass. Cinnamon sugar rim if desired.

Rich nitro peanut butter porter with velvety smooth body—roasted malt, creamy peanut notes, dessert-like sweetness and a luscious, silky finish.

Half Monkey Breath Banana Bread Ale & Peanut Butter Porter Combo on nitro with lactose—creamy banana bread meets rich peanut, dessert-smooth and silky.

Silky nitro white stout loaded with cookie butter flavor—spiced, sweet, and creamy with notes of vanilla, cinnamon, and a smooth dessert-like finish.

Dessert vibes in a glass—smooth white stout on nitro with notes of vanilla waffle cone, creamy sweetness, and a soft, silky finish.

Silky nitro stout with rich caramel sweetness, hints of sea salt, and smooth roasted malt—creamy, balanced, and indulgent with a dessert-like finish.

A velvety Irish Cream milk stout on nitro with notes of chocolate, coffee, and sweet cream. Smooth, rich, and indulgent from the first sip to the last.