Core Lineup
1. Idiot Light Village Idiot Brewing Company
- American Pilsner
- ABV 5%
- IBU 15
- SRM 3
Crisp, low-carb light beer fermented with Kölsch yeast—clean, subtle fruit, soft malt, gentle hop snap, ultra-refreshing and easy drinking lager-like finish.

2. Bike Rail Pale Ale
- American Pale Ale (APA)
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 57
- SRM 7
Bike Rail Pale Ale bursts with Cascade hop pine and citrus over caramel malt, balanced bitterness, crisp finish, and iconic American pale character.

3. Muck Juice
- Imperial / Double Hazy (NEIPA)
- ABV 7%
- IBU 1
- SRM 5
Juicy, hazy Double IPA bursting with tropical hop aroma—mango, pineapple, citrus—soft bitterness, plush mouthfeel, and a deceptively smooth finish.

4. Rich's Revolutionary Rye
- Rye Pale Ale
- ABV 5.7%
- IBU 39
- SRM 9
A crisp pale ale with a spicy rye kick—bright citrus hops, subtle malt sweetness, and a dry, snappy finish that keeps you coming back.

5. Hoptimizer
- West Coast IPA
- ABV 6.5%
- IBU 70
- SRM 6
A true West Coast style IPA full of citrus and tropical fruit hop flavor and aroma dominate combined with an assertive smooth bitter finish

6. Folestephaner Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Bavarian Hefeweizen
- ABV 5.7%
- IBU 14
- SRM 3
Classic German wheat beer with soft bready malt, banana and clove aromatics, light citrus, fluffy body, gentle sweetness, and a crisp, refreshing finish.

Seasonal / Specialty
7. FU Crosby Mango Habanero Margarita Slush
- Slush
- ABV 5.6%
- SRM 3
Sweet mango, citrus, and frozen margarita vibes with a sneaky habanero kick on the finish. Tropical, refreshing, and a little spicy.

8. Blackberry Lavender Limeaid Slush
- Slush
- ABV 5.5%
- SRM 14
A refreshing, icy blend of tart lime, botanical lavender, and sweet blackberries. This vibrant, slush is the ultimate spring treat.
9. Philly Pretzel
- Hybrid
- ABV 5.5%
- IBU 45
- SRM 21
Traditional ale with 10 lbs of Philly pretzels included in the grain bill, giving a malty, biscuity character with a subtle salty twist and easy drinkability.

10. Hard Green Tea
- Hard Tea
- ABV 5.5%
- SRM 9
Crisp hard iced tea, lightly sweet, refreshing, and smooth with a clean finish—perfectly balanced and easy drinking.
Nitro Corner
11. White Stout
- White Stout
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 14
- SRM 2
Smooth, pale-bodied white stout with creamy lactose sweetness—notes of vanilla, pastry, and subtle cocoa, silky mouthfeel, dessert-like but balanced.
12. Milk Stout
- Milk Stout
- ABV 6.1%
- SRM 40
A rich, dark beer, this milk stout is brewed with lactose, creating a velvety mouthfeel and gentle sweetness that balances notes of roasted coffee and cocoa.
13. Porter
- English Porter
- ABV 6.7%
- SRM 40
Dark brown English ale with restrained, non-burnt chocolate/caramel malt flavors, subtle earthy hops, and a dry finish.
14. Monkey Breath Banana Bread Ale
- Specialty
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 18
- SRM 14
A bready, banana-forward ale with sweet, dessert-like notes and creamy lactose richness—like sipping banana bread in a beer glass. Cinnamon sugar rim if desired.
15. Peanut Butter Porter
- English Porter
- ABV 6.7%
- IBU 22
- SRM 39
Rich nitro peanut butter porter with velvety smooth body—roasted malt, creamy peanut notes, dessert-like sweetness and a luscious, silky finish.
16. Elvis is in the Building
- English Porter
- ABV 6%
- IBU 14
- SRM 20
Half Monkey Breath Banana Bread Ale & Peanut Butter Porter Combo on nitro with lactose—creamy banana bread meets rich peanut, dessert-smooth and silky.
17. Cookie Butter White Stout
- White Stout
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 14
- SRM 1
Silky nitro white stout loaded with cookie butter flavor—spiced, sweet, and creamy with notes of vanilla, cinnamon, and a smooth dessert-like finish.
18. Waffle Cone White Stout
- White Stout
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 14
- SRM 1
Dessert vibes in a glass—smooth white stout on nitro with notes of vanilla waffle cone, creamy sweetness, and a soft, silky finish.
19. Salted Caramel Milk Stout
- Milk Stout
- ABV 6.1%
- IBU 40
- SRM 40
Silky nitro stout with rich caramel sweetness, hints of sea salt, and smooth roasted malt—creamy, balanced, and indulgent with a dessert-like finish.
20. Irish Cream Milk Stout
- Milk Stout
- ABV 6.1%
- SRM 40
A velvety Irish Cream milk stout on nitro with notes of chocolate, coffee, and sweet cream. Smooth, rich, and indulgent from the first sip to the last.
Non-Alcoholic
21. Poland Spring Water Poland Spring
- Water
Crisp, clean taste from naturally occurring minerals, sourced from multiple springs and filtered through glacial sand.

22. Free Wave Hazy IPA Athletic Brewing Company
- Hazy IPA
- ABV 0.5%
- IBU 52
- SRM 5
- Stratford, Connecticut
Juicy and tropical with notes of mango, pineapple, and citrus. Soft mouthfeel, low bitterness, and smooth, refreshing finish.

23. Run Wild IPA Athletic Brewing Company
- IPA
- ABV 0.5%
- IBU 35
- SRM 3
- Stratford, Connecticut
Athletic Run Wild IPA is a crisp, non-alcoholic IPA with bold citrus and pine hop character balanced by a clean malt backbone.

24. HOP WTR - Various Flavors
- Hop Water
- ABV 0%
- SRM 2
Non-alcoholic sparkling water brewed with Citra, Amarillo, Mosaic, and Azacca hops. It’s a guilt-free, 0-calorie/carb, adaptogen-infused beverage.
25. Monster Energy - Various Flavors Monster Beverage
- SRM 5
Monster Energy

26. Espresso Mocha Coffee
- Coffee
- SRM 36
Espresso Mocha is a veteran-owned, ready-to-drink, 11oz canned coffee with 200mg of caffeine, and a rich, creamy cocoa flavor. Made with 100% Colombian coffee.

27. Gatorade - Various Flavors
- Gatorade
- ABV 0%
- SRM 2
Hydrate and replenish electrolytes (sodium, potassium) lost through sweat, boosting performance. Regular or Zero Sugar.
28. Soda - Coke Products Coca-Cola Company
- SRM 16
Soda