Core Lineup
1. Idiot Light Village Idiot Brewing Company
- American Pilsner
- ABV 5%
- IBU 15
- SRM 3
Crisp, low-carb light beer fermented with Kölsch yeast—clean, subtle fruit, soft malt, gentle hop snap, ultra-refreshing and easy drinking lager-like finish.

2. Bike Rail Pale Ale
- American Pale Ale (APA)
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 57
- SRM 7
Bike Rail Pale Ale bursts with Cascade hop pine and citrus over caramel malt, balanced bitterness, crisp finish, and iconic American pale character.

3. Muck Juice
- Imperial / Double Hazy (NEIPA)
- ABV 7%
- IBU 1
- SRM 5
Juicy, hazy Double IPA bursting with tropical hop aroma—mango, pineapple, citrus—soft bitterness, plush mouthfeel, and a deceptively smooth finish.

4. Belgian Saison Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Imperial Saison
- ABV 9.7%
- SRM 2
A bold Belgian farmhouse ale with robust, warming alcohol. Crisp, bone-dry finish balancing complex fruity esters, zesty pepper, and earthy malt.
5. Hoptimizer
- West Coast IPA
- ABV 6.5%
- IBU 70
- SRM 6
A true West Coast style IPA full of citrus and tropical fruit hop flavor and aroma dominate combined with an assertive smooth bitter finish

6. Folestephaner Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Bavarian Hefeweizen
- ABV 5.7%
- IBU 14
- SRM 3
Classic German wheat beer with soft bready malt, banana and clove aromatics, light citrus, fluffy body, gentle sweetness, and a crisp, refreshing finish.

7. Hard Iced Tea Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Hard Tea
- SRM 12
Crisp, sweet, and spiked. A bold blend of real brewed tea, natural fruit flavors, and a smooth alcohol kick.
8. Hard Green Tea Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Hard Tea
- ABV 5.5%
- SRM 9
Crisp hard iced tea, lightly sweet, refreshing, and smooth with a clean finish—perfectly balanced and easy drinking.
Slushies
9. Lemonade Hard Seltzer Slush
- Slush
- ABV 4.8%
Frozen lemonade hard seltzer slush bursting with bright citrus flavor—icy, refreshing, lightly sweet, and perfectly tart for easy sipping.
10. Swedish Fish Slush Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Slush
- ABV 5.6%
11. Boost Slush Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Slush
- ABV 5.6%
- SRM 40
Milkshakes
12. Biscoff (Cookie Butter) Milkshake Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Milkshake
- ABV 6%
- SRM 1
13. Chocolate Espresso Martini Milkshake Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Milkshake
- ABV 6%
- SRM 15
An icy, blended twist on a classic. Rich chocolate and bold espresso meet house seltzer and chocolate, creating a slushy, bittersweet cocktail that is perfectly frozen and indulgent.
14. Salted Caramel Latte Milkshake Village Idiot Brewing Company
- Milkshake
- ABV 6%
- SRM 1
Nitro!
15. White Stout
- White Stout
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 14
- SRM 2
Smooth, pale-bodied white stout with creamy lactose sweetness—notes of vanilla, pastry, and subtle cocoa, silky mouthfeel, dessert-like but balanced.
16. Monkey Breath Banana Bread Ale
- Specialty
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 18
- SRM 14
A bready, banana-forward ale with sweet, dessert-like notes and creamy lactose richness—like sipping banana bread in a beer glass. Cinnamon sugar rim if desired.
17. Peanut Butter Porter
- English Porter
- ABV 6.7%
- IBU 22
- SRM 39
Rich nitro peanut butter porter with velvety smooth body—roasted malt, creamy peanut notes, dessert-like sweetness and a luscious, silky finish.
18. Elvis is in the Building
- English Porter
- ABV 6%
- IBU 14
- SRM 20
Half Monkey Breath Banana Bread Ale & Peanut Butter Porter Combo on nitro with lactose—creamy banana bread meets rich peanut, dessert-smooth and silky.
19. Slushy Arnold Palmer
- Specialty
- ABV 5.3%
- SRM 5
Half hard seltzer iced tea blended with lemonade slush—bright, refreshing, lightly tart, and perfectly balanced for easy sipping any time.
20. Cookie Butter White Stout
- White Stout
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 14
- SRM 1
Silky nitro white stout loaded with cookie butter flavor—spiced, sweet, and creamy with notes of vanilla, cinnamon, and a smooth dessert-like finish.
21. Waffle Cone White Stout
- White Stout
- ABV 5.6%
- IBU 14
- SRM 1
Dessert vibes in a glass—smooth white stout on nitro with notes of vanilla waffle cone, creamy sweetness, and a soft, silky finish.
22. Salted Caramel Milk Stout
- Milk Stout
- ABV 6.1%
- IBU 40
- SRM 40
Silky nitro stout with rich caramel sweetness, hints of sea salt, and smooth roasted malt—creamy, balanced, and indulgent with a dessert-like finish.
23. Irish Cream Milk Stout
- Milk Stout
- ABV 6.1%
- SRM 40
A velvety Irish Cream milk stout on nitro with notes of chocolate, coffee, and sweet cream. Smooth, rich, and indulgent from the first sip to the last.
24. Milk Stout
- Milk Stout
- ABV 6.1%
- SRM 40
A rich, dark beer, this milk stout is brewed with lactose, creating a velvety mouthfeel and gentle sweetness that balances notes of roasted coffee and cocoa.
25. Porter
- English Porter
- ABV 6.7%
- SRM 40
Dark brown English ale with restrained, non-burnt chocolate/caramel malt flavors, subtle earthy hops, and a dry finish.